I DIDN'T SHOOT MY EYE OUT !!!!!!

       My Birthday Gift- Jan 1 2018!    Being a New Year's Baby is not good:
   
                                   1. Everyone is hung over
                                   2. you get combo Xmas/Birthday Gifts
                                  3.  Your parents missed the tax deduction



            AND...... you get wacky gifts like this suit from "The Christmas Story"!