If you want the vacation of a lifetime-take a cruise. They are the best "Bang for your Buck" in the travel industry. I have been on almost every cruise line-with the exception of Carnival-which I avoid. They are all great-Celebrity being my favorite with Royal Caribbean coming in next and NCL-Norwegian Cruise line- last. All ships are relaxing their dress code-no longer do you need a tux for dinner. Most only have one or two "formal nights" and you can get by with a sport coat or just a shirt and tie.
Many of the new ships have a promenade-a "main street USA" complete with shops, pubs, cars (Check out the real Morgan) making them "strolling friendly" and a lot of fun.
Some folks say they would be bored. Nonsense! There are dozens of activities every day- like rock climbing (Yea-I know-that doesn't interest you)- swimming, educational seminars, gambling (that doesn't interest me). Some ships have ice skating rinks-where you skate for free and see wonderful shows at night. They most all have miniature golf, basketball, plus several bands playing most of the time. Check out the urinal in the one picture. It is a granite wall located near large picture windows. You can look out at the sea- while you ...!
Cruises are very reasonably priced -many under $600 for seven days. Try it-you'll love it!